Three days passed without the invitation appearing in my mail slot before I faced the painful reality — I’d been snubbed! Just about everybody who was anybody at our plant got an invite to the wedding of the year but I had been quite deliberately, I surmised, excluded from the nuptials. And all because I was openly gay…and the groom was hiding his true sexuality behind a certificate of marriage. At least, that was my belief.
My name is Rex — yeah, I know, big macho name for a full-time queer — and I’m thirty-six years old. Never was married, never had a girl friend, never copped a feel and never wanted to. Hell, I’ve never even seen a pussy up close! I’m into guys one-hundred percent and always have been as far back as I can remember — back to the sandbox days when little Danny Kreymore and I first showed each other our “pee-pees”. Don’t quite know how things ended up this way. Last I heard Danny was a stressed-out businessman with a Bible-thumping wife and two kiddies — both girls — while I went on to be an insatiable cocksucker! Seems to me like I got the better end of the deal!
Don’t get me wrong; my life isn’t one continuous string of one-night stands — anymore. I’ve had at least three “meaningful” relationships that were great while they lasted, until the spark fizzled out for one reason or another. Usually it was because I got a taste for something fresh and new. My first lover actually caught me in the act with a fifteen-minute fling at a pool party of a mutual friend and raised all kinds of embarrassing hell before tearing away — and out of my life — in the supercool Jaguar we’d purchased jointly (and he ended up keeping). There’d have been a hell of a lot less drama if he’d just dropped his trunks and joined us. That kid who had cruised me poolside was nineteen, cute as hell and had lips that went everywhere! I’m sure he’d have had no objections to a three-way in the pool house. Needless to say, it was quite some time before I was invited to any more straight functions.