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“Hello.”
“Hi. Is Chuck home?”
“Yes. Speaking.”
“Chuck, you don’t know me but I wanted to call you anyway. I’m in my bedroom naked and was thinking about you while I jerked off.”
“Who is this? Is this some joke? Is this Bobby?”
“No, it’s no joke. I know you but I don’t think you know me. I’m in school with you.”
“Look, I don’t know what kind of game this is but I’m going to hang up.”
“I wish you wouldn’t. It took me a while to work up the nerve to call you. I really am laying on my bed jerking off. I’ve got my stiff cock in my left hand and I’m stroking it very slowly, making believe it’s you doing it.”
“Well I’m not on the bed naked, I’m in the kitchen dressed.”
“Do you have a phone upstairs?”
“Yes, but it’s a different number than this one. It’s 3309.”
“I could call on that other number in a few minutes and if you’re there we could talk.”